The Art of Chinese - 回文联  

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Haha..I never expect I can still squeeze entries before the end of December.
Recently I found something that has lost for many years.
In the ancient China, this is a game played by those intellectuals during their breaks.
In mandarin it's call 回文联 hui-wen-lian, it is a sentence normally formed in 9 words and is mirroring. For example, 123454321.
Concretely, I give out the true example, sorry for those who can't read chinese. Ok la, I provide you simply translated version, correct me if I wrongly translated.

上海自来水来自海上 Shanghai's tap water is coming from the sea
The sentence is not simply bluff, it follows a structure.
A simple example is as follow,
上海自来水 来自 海上
[noun] [verb] [noun]

As you can see, the words are mirroring, whether you read it from LHS or RHS, it still give you the same meaning. Of course, not in English. Now, let's see the sentence structure.Do you believe that it is also mirroring for all? Don't believe? K, let's see a different example.

This is a different example with a complicated structure,
美好 包皮 制 皮包 好美 A quality purse made by good skin is very beautiful
[adj] [noun] [verb] [noun] [adj]

Another different example with a more complicated structure,
黄山 落 叶 松叶 落 山黄 Huangshan is falling leaf, pine leaf fall on Shanhuang.
[noun] [verb] [noun] [noun] [verb] [noun]

Still don't believe? Okay, here is an advance example,
人人 骗 我 钱 我 骗 人人 People cheat my money then I cheat people
[noun] [verb] [pron] [noun] [pron] [verb] [noun]

So can you see the art of Chinese? It's so impressive!
Anyway, sadly to tell you that the structure is not mirroring for all, counterexamples are provided below.

靓女讲专题 专 讲 女 靓 Pretty girls forum purely says that girls are pretty
[noun] [adv] [verb] [noun] [adj]

本日 飞机 专机 飞 日本 The airplanes today are only fly to Japan
[noun] [noun] [adv] [verb] [noun]

Happy?
Then there are some structure that are doubling and repeating.

蜜蜂采蜂蜜蜂采蜂蜜 Bees collect honey, bees collect honey

花莲如净土净如莲花 Hualien is like a clean soil and is clean like lotus

大牛比较懒较比牛大 Da-niu is comparing his penis that is bigger than a cow

Then there are some pretty sentences that I extracted but can't translate.
山西會仙橋仙會西山
花落秋残泪残秋落花
春色百出分出百色春
和风迎丝柳丝迎风和
夜深飘寒雪寒飘深夜
山雪映月光月映雪山
残雪初融尽融初雪残
明月夜更待更夜月明
圣君识能臣能识君圣
贤妻望夫良夫望妻贤

Based on the existed sentences, I also created an advance mirroring structure but vulgar version,
你 干 mm 望 mm 干 你 You do a mm and hope the mm will do you
[pron] [verb] [noun] [verb] [noun] [verb] [pron]

The Coming Project  

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After my lunch today, I know that M'sia will import a high tech project from Japan. It is proven to benefits resident in Japan.
So what project is that? I'm sorry that this project is consider top secret before it is released to public. It's very rare to see that they keep this good news in a low profile.
Well, I believe that this could also benefits M'sia resident, if they don't eat too much.

Lucky  

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So early, last Saturday, I received a Christmas Gift from our biggest organization. I adopted a male dog and name it after Lucky.
It was about 2 months ago, a dog lost its way and came to my brother’s office. We fed it and set it free, but it still came back. Few days after, we decided to adopt the dog illegally, and actually I don’t know what is the purpose of getting a license for a dog. To prove that the dog is healthy? If this is the reason, by showing a medical report is enough, why need to pay more? Then why cats no need license?
Well, for its outlook, I’m very sad that I deleted all its picture. So far in my UTAR friends, only zLz saw it. It’s some kind of wolfdog with golden feather. Tail and ears are both standing erectly. It is a very energetic dog, in a single day needs to go out few times to flirts with its girlfriends, when it comes back still got energy to fuck people’s leg, and it seem so happy to do these. So when every time I go back home, my legs got no choice to raped by the dog. So how if cannot go out and cannot find people to fuck? It will settle itself by licking it.
So the main problem it cause us is it doesn’t likes to eats, every time also need to force and feed. After few days, we discovered that it will eating voluntary before and after flirting with its girlfriends or after raping. Then few weeks after, I try to drop some chili to its food. Surprisingly, it finishes all the food and asks for more. So we get the clue.
But then, everything is over. In a sunny Saturday morning, my parents going out as usual, when they open the gate, the dog is still the same, whip out in a sudden. No one knows that this is the last time it goes out from my house.
Half an hour later, I heard many dogs are barking, then a lorry pass by. My brother said the dog has caught. Then, I was wondering what is the sector or department they are working. Is their job scope to catch only wild dogs or any wild animals that cause problem to resident? Because there are many cats around my housing area, but no any cats is caught. They said, today’s operation is only catching dogs. Then, my neighbour has the same habit to let the dog goes around. The dog has license, but they still catch, providing the reason is dog’s owner didn’t get any permission to let dogs go outside the registered resident compound. What the…
Their job scope should be cleaning road, maintaining old bridge, patching road holes, then check all those mountain housing area and the most important thing – replace junk drains.
They are animals, e.g. my Lucky. Main thing didn’t do (refuse to eat) but go around and have fucks. At least, Lucky guard my house and play with me but them, speechless.
Haiz, I’m again, disappointed by them deeply, lead by a hog, influenced by a murderer, controlled by hungry ghosts and managed by fishmongers. No hope, no hope.
We are holding a blue id card, living in a democratic country and the most contributed tribe in building the country but they categorized us as parasite, or let it sounds better, non-official members and cannot complain, cannot judge, cannot voice out. This is how they appreciate contributors. This is also one of the reasons why other country people always say, staying in concrete house but thinking is still on the tree. Shame on you!
Let’s shout, M’sia Boleh! 2020 Boleh!