Happy New Year 2009!  

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This will be the last post on my blog, in 2008.
Happy new year to all of you, may god bless you all and have a joyous year!

988FM Count Down in 1 Utama  

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I'm happy to get this from my dearest female friend, thank you very much, Ms Loh. She will be attending with her bf, but me, no idea, my brother is going out with his friends. So I'm wondering whether I want to attend or not. So waste, huh?

The Penang Trip  

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This trip was from 18 Dec to 21 Dec 2008.
This was a trip with Jess, Shuzhen, GinHwa, Alan and Alvin.
Kynne ler? The one who take photo lor. Unexpected, the picture taken by SLR-like camera appears grids after zoom, maybe is the mode I used was not suitable.


Briefly describe.
Day 1 18 Dec
0630 Jess PJ house
0700 Mahsa College
0732 Depart from PJ
Stop-rest-pum petrol
Bidor eat wan tan mee at Pun Chun
1130 Jess house eat steamboat
Pacific Shopping centre
Sauna in Bukit Tampun
1930 Jess house eat steamboat
Boating to watch fireflies
2216 Jess house

This is not Jess's house ya!

Day 2 19 Dec
0800 Wake up
Eat fried bee hun + crab
Wait Alvin outside Intel
Snake temple
Queensbay Mall
Eating in Taman Lipsin
Bukit Bendera aka Penang Hill
1930 Eating at Gurney Drive
Gurney Plaza
Airing along Gurney Drive
2130 Eating at restaurant under Sungai Nibong Bridge
2330 Jess house

See what are monkeys doing? Taken in Taman Botanic.

Day 3 20 Dec
0830 Workshop
0930 Depart
1055 Fetch Alvin
1100 Eating in mamak (famous curry mee)
Taman Botanic
Air Hitam Dam
Kek Lok Si
Eating laksa in Air Hitam
Island Plaza
Batu ferrenggi Beach
1930 Golden Beach, Rasa Sayang Pasar Malam
Eating in Long Beach Restaurant
2130 Back
0000 Jess house

Unexpected, this is Jess, but the contact number has changed.

Day 4 21 Dec
Depart
Harbor
Eating dim-sum in Lo Kam
Back by ferry
Play play around Jess house area
Eating tang yuen in Jess house, not eating steamboat
1330 Back home lor
Go play play on places that along the way back my home.

The Art of Chinese - 回文联  

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Haha..I never expect I can still squeeze entries before the end of December.
Recently I found something that has lost for many years.
In the ancient China, this is a game played by those intellectuals during their breaks.
In mandarin it's call 回文联 hui-wen-lian, it is a sentence normally formed in 9 words and is mirroring. For example, 123454321.
Concretely, I give out the true example, sorry for those who can't read chinese. Ok la, I provide you simply translated version, correct me if I wrongly translated.

上海自来水来自海上 Shanghai's tap water is coming from the sea
The sentence is not simply bluff, it follows a structure.
A simple example is as follow,
上海自来水 来自 海上
[noun] [verb] [noun]

As you can see, the words are mirroring, whether you read it from LHS or RHS, it still give you the same meaning. Of course, not in English. Now, let's see the sentence structure.Do you believe that it is also mirroring for all? Don't believe? K, let's see a different example.

This is a different example with a complicated structure,
美好 包皮 制 皮包 好美 A quality purse made by good skin is very beautiful
[adj] [noun] [verb] [noun] [adj]

Another different example with a more complicated structure,
黄山 落 叶 松叶 落 山黄 Huangshan is falling leaf, pine leaf fall on Shanhuang.
[noun] [verb] [noun] [noun] [verb] [noun]

Still don't believe? Okay, here is an advance example,
人人 骗 我 钱 我 骗 人人 People cheat my money then I cheat people
[noun] [verb] [pron] [noun] [pron] [verb] [noun]

So can you see the art of Chinese? It's so impressive!
Anyway, sadly to tell you that the structure is not mirroring for all, counterexamples are provided below.

靓女讲专题 专 讲 女 靓 Pretty girls forum purely says that girls are pretty
[noun] [adv] [verb] [noun] [adj]

本日 飞机 专机 飞 日本 The airplanes today are only fly to Japan
[noun] [noun] [adv] [verb] [noun]

Happy?
Then there are some structure that are doubling and repeating.

蜜蜂采蜂蜜蜂采蜂蜜 Bees collect honey, bees collect honey

花莲如净土净如莲花 Hualien is like a clean soil and is clean like lotus

大牛比较懒较比牛大 Da-niu is comparing his penis that is bigger than a cow

Then there are some pretty sentences that I extracted but can't translate.
山西會仙橋仙會西山
花落秋残泪残秋落花
春色百出分出百色春
和风迎丝柳丝迎风和
夜深飘寒雪寒飘深夜
山雪映月光月映雪山
残雪初融尽融初雪残
明月夜更待更夜月明
圣君识能臣能识君圣
贤妻望夫良夫望妻贤

Based on the existed sentences, I also created an advance mirroring structure but vulgar version,
你 干 mm 望 mm 干 你 You do a mm and hope the mm will do you
[pron] [verb] [noun] [verb] [noun] [verb] [pron]

The Coming Project  

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After my lunch today, I know that M'sia will import a high tech project from Japan. It is proven to benefits resident in Japan.
So what project is that? I'm sorry that this project is consider top secret before it is released to public. It's very rare to see that they keep this good news in a low profile.
Well, I believe that this could also benefits M'sia resident, if they don't eat too much.

Lucky  

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So early, last Saturday, I received a Christmas Gift from our biggest organization. I adopted a male dog and name it after Lucky.
It was about 2 months ago, a dog lost its way and came to my brother’s office. We fed it and set it free, but it still came back. Few days after, we decided to adopt the dog illegally, and actually I don’t know what is the purpose of getting a license for a dog. To prove that the dog is healthy? If this is the reason, by showing a medical report is enough, why need to pay more? Then why cats no need license?
Well, for its outlook, I’m very sad that I deleted all its picture. So far in my UTAR friends, only zLz saw it. It’s some kind of wolfdog with golden feather. Tail and ears are both standing erectly. It is a very energetic dog, in a single day needs to go out few times to flirts with its girlfriends, when it comes back still got energy to fuck people’s leg, and it seem so happy to do these. So when every time I go back home, my legs got no choice to raped by the dog. So how if cannot go out and cannot find people to fuck? It will settle itself by licking it.
So the main problem it cause us is it doesn’t likes to eats, every time also need to force and feed. After few days, we discovered that it will eating voluntary before and after flirting with its girlfriends or after raping. Then few weeks after, I try to drop some chili to its food. Surprisingly, it finishes all the food and asks for more. So we get the clue.
But then, everything is over. In a sunny Saturday morning, my parents going out as usual, when they open the gate, the dog is still the same, whip out in a sudden. No one knows that this is the last time it goes out from my house.
Half an hour later, I heard many dogs are barking, then a lorry pass by. My brother said the dog has caught. Then, I was wondering what is the sector or department they are working. Is their job scope to catch only wild dogs or any wild animals that cause problem to resident? Because there are many cats around my housing area, but no any cats is caught. They said, today’s operation is only catching dogs. Then, my neighbour has the same habit to let the dog goes around. The dog has license, but they still catch, providing the reason is dog’s owner didn’t get any permission to let dogs go outside the registered resident compound. What the…
Their job scope should be cleaning road, maintaining old bridge, patching road holes, then check all those mountain housing area and the most important thing – replace junk drains.
They are animals, e.g. my Lucky. Main thing didn’t do (refuse to eat) but go around and have fucks. At least, Lucky guard my house and play with me but them, speechless.
Haiz, I’m again, disappointed by them deeply, lead by a hog, influenced by a murderer, controlled by hungry ghosts and managed by fishmongers. No hope, no hope.
We are holding a blue id card, living in a democratic country and the most contributed tribe in building the country but they categorized us as parasite, or let it sounds better, non-official members and cannot complain, cannot judge, cannot voice out. This is how they appreciate contributors. This is also one of the reasons why other country people always say, staying in concrete house but thinking is still on the tree. Shame on you!
Let’s shout, M’sia Boleh! 2020 Boleh!

A trip to Ampang  

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Yo, after the Moral test, zLz, Ying Ying and I went to Ampang eat yong tau fu and Baskin-Robbins ice-cream!
First, we went to eat yong tau fu, we ordered a total of 30 units, 2 bowls of rice, 1 soya bean, 1 chinese tea and 1 leong shui. Guess how much it cost? It's 30 ringgit, ok ok la, jalan tengah. Haha.. Then we know that actually zLz is very rich, far far away from my expectation.
After that we went to Ampang Point eat Baskin-Robbins ice-cream. We ordered a cup of ice-cream, don't know what vallina and mixed with my favour Rum Raisin! Then they free us a scope of ice-cream, Ying Ying chose to eat don't know what chocolate. For the Baskin-Robbins ice-cream, it cost RM27.80, quite expensive, but nevermind, we got boss. Haha..
After finish eating, I feel that, it's just the same. Perhaps I don't know how to taste ice-cream..
Yo, time to go, but it's raining. Then I was worried that is there any land slide again.
Any picture taken? Sure! Please refer to zLz's Crapping Space for more information, he was the cameraman.

Wedding Ceremony, Soo Yen & Zhi Wei  

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I received a sms, it’s in Chinese, I roughly translated.
“Hey, please come over to my house tonight if you are free. I’ll be married tomorrow.”
Guess who? She is my friend who has just had the wedding dinner on Nov 28, now she is inviting me to her wedding ceremony. Normally, Chinese people in Malaysia will give a dinner in their house throughout the night before wedding ceremony, in both bride and bridegroom house. Then, the attendees are their relatives, friends and most of them are “heng dai” (brothers) or “ji mui” (sisters). Of course, normally brothers are guys and sisters are girls.

My words seem so boring, right? No choice la, I wrote this when I just woke up, before my memory lost, tired and blur. So this was how the ceremony goes.

I received the message on Dec 6 afternoon, and then went to her house at 9pm, in Kepong area. When I arrive, she invited me to her room, the “bride room”. I don’t know whether is it appropriate or not, we didn’t care and I took a drink to her room, it’s upstairs.

Well, the room was just 2 of us, and it is hardly ever to see her room arranged so tidily but still, there was no place for us to sit so, we went to the bed. Guys please don’t think too much, door was open and she is loyalty and chaste.

We went in to a sister talk. From the conversation, I realized that she used only 2 months to prepare her wedding, too rush, too many things to do and she is not happy with it. Meanwhile, she shows me her postcards and let me choose, because the album was not with her. There are two types, first is with snowing background, very pretty and handsome, doesn’t look like them, the other one I forgot, but is closer to their real look. I chose the one which doesn’t look like them and she told me it is edited by Photoshop.

Afterwards, all her pretty sisters came. Then, I just realized that I was the only guy in the sisters’ group. Luckily, I managed to grab some male sisters from brothers’ group and sisters’ boy friend while they are busy preparing for the “barriers”. We are told, barriers are set to let bridegroom to face difficulties when picking up bride, so that bridegroom will treasure the bride. This is the tradition, but now, we are just treating it as a game and a way to take ang pao. Actually it’s just suffering the brothers, because bridegroom is just to lead and let brothers to settle all those barriers.

Why do I want to become sisters? That’s one of the reasons. The other one is, I’m more conversant with bride.

For the barriers, from what they were preparing, I manage to saw dried roach juiced with long ngan and wasabi + little chili + yogurt. The way they prepare, although is hygiene, but it’s very nauseated.

Then it was already 12am++, I went back home, bath and sleep.

On Sunday, everyone arrive her house at 7am, guys with white shirt and jeans, girls are fully white, as what they required. When I arrived and step out from my car, I stunned, there were so many angels around! Momentary, I fell into a delusion that I have step in to a heaven. Oh, pretty angels.

Inside the house, while angels were busy doing final preparation for barriers, I was asked to do video shooting for the whole ceremony, before and after, and this is why I couldn’t take their picture. Haiz, wasted.

Just like any other wedding ceremony or Chinese TV show, the bridegroom and brothers cars arrive with loud horn, brothers surrounded bridegroom car, little male baby open car, bla bla bla, follow the sequence to continue.

Due to the late arrival of bridegroom and other cameraman unknown reasons, they cut short the barriers. First was the juiced, second was the wasabi, third was sing love song, fourth was find bride, then love proclamation and last one was a plight to bride. After all the brothers jostle into the room where the bride hid, bridegroom unveiled the bride. Then this session done and went out to do all the red tape.

Sequence same with Chinese TV show, no need mention. After that, we all have to go bridegroom house. Then I was given a ride by a detachable roof car to record down the way to bridegroom house. Haha..Now only I know the enjoyment of being a passenger of a car with detachable roof.

Then, another red tape again. After everything done, we had a recorded session to interview bride and bridegroom separately with all sensitive issues by an emcee. Finally, cameraman can have a break to take his breakfast after the session. In the short while, I take a picture of the camcorder I used, it’s Sony, has many functions, seem like quite expensive. Regrettably, all the angels gone before this session, I’ll try to get photos from other camera.

This is the only picture that I manage to take.

Time to go, it was just about 11am, but we were all exhausted. The last job I did for this ceremony was recording the sisters and brothers conversation and comments in the car on the way back to bride house. Then I realize that bridegroom and brothers are actually just slept for less than 2 hours. They chat till 5am, and then went sleep, 6am++ have to get up and ready, 7am depart. So for the sisters, some of them were stay overnight in bride house, both sisters and bride didn’t sleep. While sisters were busy preparing the barriers, bride has to do the red tape, then dress up, make up, hair do, etc. Oh, wedding..

When I arrived home is about 1pm, bath – sleep – eat – computer.

7/12/2008, this was how my Sunday goes, ending with this passage. I just post it now after my Moral test and Ampang trip with zLz and Ying Ying.

Hey, I’m Back  

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Oops, it’s been a long time I didn’t update my blog. Sorry for let you waiting so long and disappointed you again and again. So after being forced, urged and also volunteer to do it, now I would like to bring you a story.

Well, I guess most of you know I just recovered from a damn serious sickness last week, right? How serious is it? Look at the picture below and you’ll know.


Oh my god, what the heck is these? Kynne cheated people, actually Kynne went to sell all kind of ecstasy during the ‘sickness’ period!

Nope, it isn’t the story. These all are just part of the collection of medicine during my damn serious sickness. Some of them are already thrown upon finish and some of them were given by nurses. The Nilco boxes are actually containing the bottle inside, totally of how many I drunk I don’t remember, but then this medicine is for throat and cough. It’s damn strong want (according to what doctor said). Besides eating all those medicine, I still have to hang salt water bag (I forgot what is the name, but from the chemical contains stated there, it is actually salt with water) and do blood test twice a day. What the…I already so skinny still have to draw blood twice a day! Anyway, it’s a must for a dengue fever patient (according to what doctor said) so, no choice.

Ok, back to the medicine. Most of the medicines require you to eat after meal. Some are 3 times a day, some are 2 times, but got 1 ‘panadol’ (according to what doctor said) is 4 times a day. I have to take it every 6 hours, no matter what I’m doing, event sleeping also need to set alarm and wake up to take it. Ok, it seems very though, right? But now only the main problem comes, the requirement is after meal. Where the heck can I find food to eat during midnight in hospital? Do I need to carry the salt water bag and go down to the auto selling machine?

Well, that was what I did. The panel to hang the salt water bag can actually remove from the bed case. So, I holding a stupid salt water bag, carrying my impotent body, walking through the long thrilling corridor (it was horror, cold and silent, sometimes still can heard other patient’s cough and groan. It’s just like the eve of resident evil), then taking the hospital style elevator went down to the ground floor and find auto selling machine. Luckily, I brought my money to hospital, and the auto selling machine is accepting the banknotes.

Basically that was the ‘lifestyle’ I had during the ‘ecstasy’ period. Oh ya, I haven’t tell you guys what sickness I had. It’s following the sequence below:

Food Poisoning – Dengue – Cold – Sore Throat – Fever – Sneezing – Gastric

First, I vomit, then went clinic and discovered I have food poisoning. Kena poke by needle and ate the medicine then feeling better already.

The second day night, how come I got fever geh? Then went clinic again and the doctor said I got dengue. Just wrote a letter and admit to hospital.

Few days later, how come I got sneezing and fever geh? Congratulation! Dengue is recovered, out of expected, and now is just selesema. Well, continue eat selesema’s medicine.

At that night, my throat is vey pain wor, still cannot speak, just like the dengue period. I doubted that has my dengue fully recovered?

The day after, now sneezing ok already, but why my body temperature so high geh? Oh, selesema ok already, now is fever and your throat infected by virus. Nah, take these medicines, for sore throat and fever.

The day after, doctor, my sneezing come back already, even worse than before. Early morning 9 to 12, I wet 3 handkerchiefs. I used till each handkerchief also got water drop. Luckily the handkerchiefs were still with me. Sore throat still have, fever still have, now plus a sneezing, this is strongest for sneezing, eat together with them.

Don’t know how many days after. Fever and sneezing ok already, sore throat better already. But why doctor, I don’t feel like eating and what I eat what I vomit afterward. Oh, now is gastric. After eating medicine, feeling better.

Then the day after, I went back to UTAR. During the sickness period, I admitted and discharged from hospital and went to clinic until I sien. Then my parents were exhausted fetching me in and out and taking care of me still, moreover, they still have to work. Perhaps is my english level or my expression is poor, I can't express all this by words. So I keep it silently in heart although I really appreciate it much.

And then, it's my luck to know zLz, Jian Shin, Andy and Chin Kuan. They help me lots, even if it's not during my sickness period. So during the period, they helped me did all the activities stuff (too many to write out), and then sent me the moral tips (even if I couldn’t make it to the test 2) and a most stupid thing required by me – managing my travian accounts. Again, I speechless and appreciate it.

Basically this is the long story I would like to tell you, I promise will keep the blog updated (including the running out layout), but not guarantee when will update the blog. Haha..