My Housemates  

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Now is the time to introduce my housemates, I'm staying alone in a rented room.
They are extraordinary, each of them possesses different ability.
A total of 4 housemates I have, 2 girls and 2 guys.

Girl A
An aunty-like old virgin (YU-FA that kind of girl), maybe come from a very poor family. She don't know how to use a solex lock, because everytime after she enter or out the house, surely I have to spent up to minits just to put my key inside the key hole. I think she is also struggling when everytime she uses the lock.
I assume she don't know how to use a taip. It's been months I staying here, I never wait for her brush. This is a good news right? But wait, I spend up to minits doing nothing in the bathroom just to fill up the water for my bath. I assume she also the one who don't flush the closestool. It's simply because she don't know how to use a taip.

Girl B
This is a UM student, has a boyfriend and driving a kancil. She is staying beside my room and sharing a at least 512kbps line with me and the guy C. Her sexuality, I wonder how many porns can satisfy her and her boyfriend(s). I just know that, when everytime she is back, I can't even log on to google search homepage.

Guy C
From the outlook, you can know this is a good student, have just graduated from UTAR, same with guy D this year. He is studying something related to computer, guy D's bestfriend and staying in the same room. His name was either in a dean list or a president list during his study in UTAR. Nothing much, he plays online games, but he will turns to play offline game when everytime the girl B back and before the line s jammed.

Guy D
An ordinary masher look, Bachelor of Sciece (HONS) Psychology. He likes to travel in the blue, sometimes up to hours. I can see him facing outside, close the eyes and sitting on the sofa in the living room every morning and evening. I always think, is he planing how to color a girl or he is planing how to color his roomate.

So now I'm thinking, am I have some extraordinary ability too?

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September 20, 2007 at 1:06 PM

A special ability that allows you to write pretty darn good English in blogs while I didn't know that all along in the campus! (frankly I'm shocked and amazed, and somehow, glad)

September 20, 2007 at 2:12 PM

See, Kynne. Even Shack also says your English is not as bad as you describe @.@

September 21, 2007 at 2:59 AM

Haha..Jess, you're right!
Shack seldom praises ppl.
Neways, thanks for yours praises!
Hope I won't deceive you guys' hopes la!

September 21, 2007 at 11:02 AM

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